The Bastard Operator From Hell
The Complete WWW Edition.

Warning: This site contains adult themes, violence, profanities, and other such fun stuff.
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The Original Bastard Menu From Hell

The electronic rights of the original BOFH are owned by DATAMATION magazine.
All other rights are retained by Simon Travaglia.

• Genesis (Striped Irregular Bucket #1)
• The Birth of BOFH - Striped Irregular Bucket #5
• Still Birthing the Bastard Operator.. (Bored #3)
• The Bastard Operator From Hell #1
• BOFH #2
• BOFH #3
• BOFH #4
• BOFH #5
• BOFH #6
• BOFH #7
• BOFH #8
• BOFH #9
• BOFH #10
• BOFH #11
• BOFH #12
• BOFH #13
• The Bastard System Manager From Hell #1
• The Bastard System Manager From Hell #2
• BOFH #14
• BOFH #15
• The Bastard Operator From Britain #1
• The Bastard Operator From Britain #2
• The Last Bastard Operator From Hell

But wait there's more!!!

• The Bastard returns briefly
• The Bastard is back
• The Bastard goes to the Trade Show
• The Bastard's still about
• ...The Bastard Celebrates Christmas 95...

• The PreHistory of BOFH / The BOFH FAQ

The New Bastard Menu From Hell

The electronic rights of the new BOFH are owned by NETWORK WEEK magazine.
All other rights are retained by Simon Travaglia.

• The B.O.F.H. is back ...
• The B.O.F.H. trips up ...
• The B.O.F.H. gives advice ...
• The B.O.F.H. gets a non-PC ...
• The B.O.F.H. is on a buying mission ...
• The B.O.F.H. wreaks his revenge ...
• The B.O.F.H. gets a new boss ...
• The B.O.F.H. defines his territory ...
• The B.O.F.H. and 'budget contstraints' ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the 'C' word ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the engineer ...
• The B.O.F.H. seeks sweet revenge ...
• The B.O.F.H. retaliates ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the wheelchair ...
• The B.O.F.H. spreads peace and good will ...
• The B.O.F.H. sees in the New Year ...
• The B.O.F.H. has an appraisal ...
• The B.O.F.H. educates a PFY ...
• The B.O.F.H. almost meets his match ...
• The B.O.F.H., the user and the printer ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the salesman ...
• The B.O.F.H., the boss and the bribe ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the ioniser ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the cruise control ...
• The B.O.F.H.'s Black Wednesday ...
• The B.O.F.H. seeks more revenge ...
• The B.O.F.H. has a counselling session ...
• The B.O.F.H.'s boss has an 'accident' ...
• The B.O.F.H. wants to re-cable ...
• The B.O.F.H. does some Future Planning ...
• The B.O.F.H. averts a takeover ...
• The B.O.F.H. meets an unexpected guest ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the CEO's pet project ...
• The B.O.F.H. and the PFY's raise ...
• The B.O.F.H. puts in for an award ...
• The B.O.F.H. wins the day in France ...
• The B.O.F.H. joins an agency ...
• The B.O.F.H. plays safe ...
• The B.O.F.H. suffers from phone trouble ...
• The B.O.F.H. has heated exchange with the boss ...
• The B.O.F.H. becomes a contract killer ...
• The B.O.F.H. explains, dummies don't grow on trees ...
• The B.O.F.H. attempts some artistic expenses ...
• The B.O.F.H. puts a price tag on user access ...
• The B.O.F.H. puts in a day on the helpdesk ...
• The B.O.F.H. and his pimply sidekick spread their network of misery ...
• The B.O.F.H. brings the anoraks back to earth ...
• The B.O.F.H. avoids a team-building weekend ...
• The PFY battles it out with the B.O.F.H. ...
• Beancounter central takes vehement action ...
• The B.O.F.H. bides his time to unravel a mess ...
• Don't let the Boss set up a network ...
• Infiltration of the e-mail system ...
• The B.O.F.H. engages in some underhand practices ...
• Ever tempted to play computer games at work?
• Encryption is forced on the Bastard ...
• The PFY falls under a spell ...
• Where do you find a new PFY when you want one?

The Bastard '97

• A visit from the auditors ...
• A little light fraud ...
• The bean counters try to get sneaky ...
• The B.O.F.H. masters the world of personalisation ...
• The Boss gets all safety-minded ...
• The B.O.F.H. puts in a week on the Helldesk ...
• The B.O.F.H. won't 'wear' the Boss's ideas ...
• The B.O.F.H. is labelled Politically Unsound ...
• The B.O.F.H. and PFY go on some site visits ...
• The B.O.F.H. and PFY help sort out a rival's PSIC problems ...
• The B.O.F.H. wins an award from his peer group ...
• It really hits the fan as the tables turn ...
• The Bastard puts his newest protege though a rather nasty baptism ...
• Who said management was easy? ...
• A burnt server gets things off to a good start ...
• The Bastard goes along to do some, err ... research ...
• The Bastard Operator From Hell is off to the movies ...
• The PFY is hardly the life and soul ...
• Members of the new stripy shirt brigade are full of beans and raring to go ...
• Local culinary delights with the Bastard ...
• The Bastard Operator From Hell and the Paintball session ...
• The PFY takes the 'how to be a Bastard Operator From Hell' test ...
• The B.O.F.H. is given lessons in how to be a shiny happy IT manager ...
• A little sabotage is in the offing ...
• The B.O.F.H. goes on a trade show outing ...
• The PFY is forced to dip into the favour bank ...
• The disaster recovery budget proves to be a sore point ...
• The PFY has accumulated a number of complaints in his new role ...
• The boss tries to out-bastard the Bastard ...
• The boss tries to oust the BOFH and the PFY again ...
• The PFY shows compassion to a user ...
• The PFY comes to the rescue with a cunning plan ...
• The scent of restructuring is in the air ...
• A run-in with the company cafeteria leaves the BOFH porcelain bound ...
• The boss has been 'encouraged' to relocate to Tonga ...
• The new boss discovers that sometimes learning can be painful ...
• The Bastard takes a trip out of town ...
• While the Bastard's away ...
• The BOFH and the new purchasing system ...
• The BOFH in the season of Good Will ...

Coming Soon: The Bastard '98

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Electronic Mail

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World Wide Web

The BOFH Executive Relief Penultimate Re-Repost
The BOFH Executive Relief Penultimate WWW Edition
The Original BOFH in German
The Original BOFH in Russian
Datamation Magazine
Network Week Magazine
Jeff Ballard's BOFH Style Excuse Server